Hot Head Topics

(or things that piss all of us off)

Message "Bored" Morons

If there is something we at Retrocross have absolutely no respect for, it is the frickin' idiots on the various internet message boards that like to hide behind stupid CB handles instead of using their real names. This enables and empowers them to throw out insults and innuendos without having to take any personal responsibility or have a simple shred of proof.

It's like speeding without the tickets. It 's like looting without the fear of arrest. It's like bravely leading a lynch mob while wearing a hood.

These weak sucks are nothing more than the modern day equivalent of the graffiti geeks (taggers) that we have all learned to loath. They run around sprawling their message at everyone else's expense all the while touting the "freedom of expression". Instead of operating under the cover of night with their cans of Krylon, these low lifes hack away at home, at the office, at Starbucks with their handheld devices (something they have a lot of practice with) and without a doubt do their most inspired work while engaging in their morning constitutional (aka crapping their brains out). They have no life, so they try desperately to create some sense of power and identity for themselves by tearing down others, while hiding behind the skirt of anonymity. Real men, these captains of the keyboard...

What boggles the mind is that many good and decent people buy what these malcontents are selling without giving a second thought about the source. Come on folks, these mental midgets of the message boards are nameless, faceless, spineless for a reason. They are probably beer gutted, societal drop outs, who have no chance in hell of getting female attention because they make Elephant Man look like a GQ model, so they sit in front of their computers wearing nothing but last month's tattered "less than whitey tighties," intoxicated by the smell of their own burrito farts, pretending that they are real men of wisdom, virtue and character.

Think about it...if you really had something profound to say to the world, wouldn't you want people to know who you are?

We here at Retrocross say "Have the balls to use your real name or STFU.

W.D. Forte

(Yes that is my real name, honest)

Wanna bitch along with Mitch? Just send me an e-mail and if it is worthy we will share it with the rest of the class:

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